1. GChats I Sent During The Jets Game On Sunday

    Editor’s note: the New York Jets began their 2012 season on Sunday with a 48-28 win over the Buffalo Bills. Here are Google chat messages I sent to my pal Lawrence during the game. You will see that I took this game in stride, and that I condensed and elided where appropriate.

    me: boom

    tebow is at tight end

    NEW YORK [REDACTED] JET FOOTBALL

    me: SHONN GREENE AND POUND

    FIRST DOWN JETS

    STEPHEN HILL

    TEBOW TIME

    me: PICK FITZ

    [REDACTED] REVIS’S [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

    [REDACTED] YOU STEVIE

    GO [REDACTED] HOME

    me: BOOM

    FIRST DOWN JETS

    me: FLAG

    FIRST DOWN JETS

    me: tebow carry

    BOOM

    [REDACTED] A [REDACTED] HATERS

    KERLEYYYYYYYYYY

    HELL YEAH

    me: LOL FITZ

    [REDACTED] OUR GREATEST SECONDARY EVER’S [REDACTED]

    me: TOCUHDOWN

    STEPHEN HILL

    [REDACTED] ALL YALL

    me: TOUCHDOWN JETS

    JEREMY KERLEY PUNT RETURN

    [REDACTED] IT HATERS

    21 TO [REDACTED] NOTHING

    YOU [REDACTED] MORONS

    me: LOLOLOLOLOL

    FITZ PICK SIX

    CRO SOMERSAULTS INTO THE END ZONE

    me: way more people are picking the bills to make the playoffs than the jets

    each one of them

    is on my list

    for disrespecting the jets

    me: jets fleaflicker

    [redacted] all of our [redacted]

    TOUCHDOWN JETSIES

    honestly go [redacted] yourself

    the rest of the league

    Maybe this will be a running Jack Dickey Dot Com feature? Thoughts?