Editor’s note: the New York Jets began their 2012 season on Sunday with a 48-28 win over the Buffalo Bills. Here are Google chat messages I sent to my pal Lawrence during the game. You will see that I took this game in stride, and that I condensed and elided where appropriate.
me: boom
tebow is at tight end
NEW YORK [REDACTED] JET FOOTBALL
me: SHONN GREENE AND POUND
FIRST DOWN JETS
STEPHEN HILL
TEBOW TIME
me: PICK FITZ
[REDACTED] REVIS’S [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
[REDACTED] YOU STEVIE
GO [REDACTED] HOME
me: BOOM
FIRST DOWN JETS
me: FLAG
FIRST DOWN JETS
me: tebow carry
BOOM
[REDACTED] A [REDACTED] HATERS
KERLEYYYYYYYYYY
HELL YEAH
me: LOL FITZ
[REDACTED] OUR GREATEST SECONDARY EVER’S [REDACTED]
me: TOCUHDOWN
STEPHEN HILL
[REDACTED] ALL YALL
me: TOUCHDOWN JETS
JEREMY KERLEY PUNT RETURN
[REDACTED] IT HATERS
21 TO [REDACTED] NOTHING
YOU [REDACTED] MORONS
me: LOLOLOLOLOL
FITZ PICK SIX
CRO SOMERSAULTS INTO THE END ZONE
me: way more people are picking the bills to make the playoffs than the jets
each one of them
is on my list
for disrespecting the jets
me: jets fleaflicker
[redacted] all of our [redacted]
TOUCHDOWN JETSIES
honestly go [redacted] yourself
the rest of the league
Maybe this will be a running Jack Dickey Dot Com feature? Thoughts?

