1. So excited for the start of Jays baseball.

    So excited for the start of Jays baseball.

     
  2. Super-hokey, but, hey, it’s that time of year. Take it away, Stack.

    Originally aired 23 December 1992.

     
  3. I ended my night at Lolita, on Broome Street in SoHo, recommended to me by friends. It’s a languid, sprawling space, with an excellent pink cursive neon sign in front, where most of the women looked like extras from an episode of Lena Dunham’s HBO series, “Girls.” I would report to you the books they were carrying, but the only readers in the bunch were grasping Kindles. When it’s no longer possible to tell what attractive young women are reading, part of the romance of Manhattan is gone. It’s time to move to Sheboygan and open a deli.
    — Dwight Garner, “A Critic’s Tour of Literary Manhattan,” The New York Times, 16 December 2012.
     
  4. Finals week at Columbia. Yikes.

    Finals week at Columbia. Yikes.

     
  5. I thanked Mr. Henderson. I didn’t go right down to the pig, though. I sank into a chair and sat still for a few minutes to think about my troubles, and then I got up and went to the barn, catching up on some odds and ends that needed tending to. Unconsciously I held off, for an hour, the deed by which I would officially recognize the collapse of the performance of raising a pig; I wanted no interruption in the regularity of feeding, the steadiness of growth, the even succession of days. I wanted no interruption, wanted no oil, no deviation. I just wanted to keep on raising a pig, full meal after full meal, spring into summer into fall. I didn’t even know whether there were two ounces of castor oil on the place.
    — 

    From E.B. White’s “Death of a Pig,” January 1948. Available in The Second Tree From the Corner. Go read the whole thing.

    I adored this essay, and it’s hard to say precisely why. It has all the usual White stylistic virtues—it’s funny, precise, straightforward—but that’s not really it. Maybe it’s this, and you’ll have to allow me to make a strained connection: What White does here is retell his way of living. The reader probably cannot help but be charmed by it (I couldn’t). Compare this, stylistically, to that wretched irony essay in The New York Times last week, which prescribes a similar way of living but does it pompously, didactically, and dishonestly. The lesson, as far as I can tell, is that the writer should tell only the story he can, and then he should stay out of the reader’s way. But maybe that’s not it. I don’t know. Anyway. Maine.

     
  6. 18:55 19th Nov 2012

    Notes: 2

    So this is what happens when you tell Tiki Barber that the Jets are going to make the playoffs and that the Jaguars can win with Chad Henne. BYAH!

    So this is what happens when you tell Tiki Barber that the Jets are going to make the playoffs and that the Jaguars can win with Chad Henne. BYAH!

     
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    Well now I built that Challenger by myself, but I needed money and so I sold itI lived a secret I shoulda kept to myself, but I got drunk one night and I told itAll my life I fought this fight, the fight that no man can ever winEvery day it just gets harder to live this dream I’m believing inThunder Road, oh baby you were so rightThunder Road, there’s somethin’ dyin’ down on the highway tonight.

    Well now I built that Challenger by myself, but I needed money and so I sold it
    I lived a secret I shoulda kept to myself, but I got drunk one night and I told it
    All my life I fought this fight, the fight that no man can ever win
    Every day it just gets harder to live this dream I’m believing in
    Thunder Road, oh baby you were so right
    Thunder Road, there’s somethin’ dyin’ down on the highway tonight.

     
  8. Oh my god holy shit this is so perfect and so wrong and yet so right I don’t even know what to add.

     
  9. It was a bright, soft day, a wanton morning filled with that unbelievable soft radiance of May, rife with a promise of noon and of heat, with high fat clouds like gobs of whipped cream floating lightly as reflections in a mirror, their shadows scudding sedately across the road. It had been a lavender spring. The fruit trees, the white ones, had been in small leaf when the blooms matured; they had never attained that brilliant whiteness of last spring, and the dogwood had come into full bloom after the leaf also, in green retrograde before crescendo. But lilac and wistaria and redbud, even the shabby heaven trees, had never been finer, fulgent, with a burning scent blowing for a hundred yards along the vagrant air of April and May. The bougainvillia against the veranda would be as large as basketballs and lightly poised as balloons, and looking vacantly and stupidly at the rushing roadside Temple began to scream.
    — William Faulkner, Sanctuary (1931). Boy, could this feller write, I’m tellin’ ya.
     
  10. GChats I Sent During The Jets Game On Sunday

    Editor’s note: the New York Jets began their 2012 season on Sunday with a 48-28 win over the Buffalo Bills. Here are Google chat messages I sent to my pal Lawrence during the game. You will see that I took this game in stride, and that I condensed and elided where appropriate.

    me: boom

    tebow is at tight end

    NEW YORK [REDACTED] JET FOOTBALL

    me: SHONN GREENE AND POUND

    FIRST DOWN JETS

    STEPHEN HILL

    TEBOW TIME

    me: PICK FITZ

    [REDACTED] REVIS’S [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

    [REDACTED] YOU STEVIE

    GO [REDACTED] HOME

    me: BOOM

    FIRST DOWN JETS

    me: FLAG

    FIRST DOWN JETS

    me: tebow carry

    BOOM

    [REDACTED] A [REDACTED] HATERS

    KERLEYYYYYYYYYY

    HELL YEAH

    me: LOL FITZ

    [REDACTED] OUR GREATEST SECONDARY EVER’S [REDACTED]

    me: TOCUHDOWN

    STEPHEN HILL

    [REDACTED] ALL YALL

    me: TOUCHDOWN JETS

    JEREMY KERLEY PUNT RETURN

    [REDACTED] IT HATERS

    21 TO [REDACTED] NOTHING

    YOU [REDACTED] MORONS

    me: LOLOLOLOLOL

    FITZ PICK SIX

    CRO SOMERSAULTS INTO THE END ZONE

    me: way more people are picking the bills to make the playoffs than the jets

    each one of them

    is on my list

    for disrespecting the jets

    me: jets fleaflicker

    [redacted] all of our [redacted]

    TOUCHDOWN JETSIES

    honestly go [redacted] yourself

    the rest of the league

    Maybe this will be a running Jack Dickey Dot Com feature? Thoughts?